Saturday, November 28, 2009

And Now A Word From the OBC.

London
19:48

Good evening London, and all people of Airstrip One and this is your daily dose of information.

At the top of our stories tonight, Reginald Blackwell chief Minister at the Ministry of Truth has stepped down today following a doubleplusungood statement to reporters here at the Oceania Broadcast Company, in which he uncorrectly stated that "Our greatest enemy is Eurasia". It will be duly noted that Eurasia has always been our greatest ally against the evil and devious Eastasians. Amid cries that Minister Blackwell was an evil agent of the nefarious Emmanuel Goldstein, a spokesperson for the Ministry of Love had this to say "Even though Minister Blackwell has committed an act of doubleplusungood so grievous, especially coming from an esteemed member of the Inner Party would require action, but word comes down from Big Brother himself, that all is forgiven. See Big Brother is filled with mercy and compassion for all". The new Minister a Minister Roger Ailes, former chief of Oceania's province formerly known as America Fox News Network. Minister Ailes has promised to bring the same quality of news to the Ministry of Truth that he had ensured existed at the former Fox News. Minister Alies has also supported a Mrs. Sarah Palin for the Governorship of the American provinces saying, "Palin 2012".

And that concludes our broadcast for today, remember when life get you down nothing is better than some Victory Gin and the ever loving warmth of Big Brother.

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